"The Heart That was Born a Woman"

“The Heart That was Born a Woman”

If the site is love, women: thighs and the trip to be known,
Limited to specific drugs, environment, is the best conference:
Neglect of the left of the right kind of woman.

If a woman is a lover of legs, legs of my work from someone,
Shoulders and hands are placed in other areas;
Weapons on its feet in case I find out the truth.

If there is widespread thighs and their stories:
Hands and feet, pale flesh, the legs of cattle,
While it is usually on the chest, you will be denied.

If the bone of the situation is called the Lotus
Dogs, goats, oh! oh! elephant in contact jumped from pigs.
Man, this is a herd owned by women in parliament.

If a second said the toilet, and then packed in a different area,
Tuesday, to continue to use his mouth to keep the joy of others,
You can say that many men are sitting together.

If a woman has two legs meeting the type that is water sports,
Other animals and birds, different varieties of the simplest fashion,
You open the heart that was born a woman.

This work was based on "The Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana" by Vatsyayana (http://www.gutenberg.org/files/27827/27827-h/27827-h.htm), in particular Chapter VI, “On the Different Ways of Lying Down, and Various Kinds of Congress”. It was translated from English to Hindi to Polish to Estonian to Japanese to Irish to Swahili to Vietnamese then back to English, courtesy of Google Translate (http://translate.google.com/), before the resulting parts were reconstituted into the form shown above.